Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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