How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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