I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
He felt like a one man threesome
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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