Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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