dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Thank you for not boning my boss.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Randomize
