Sry I called you an 8
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
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