Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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