there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
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No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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