I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
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