Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
Randomize