There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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