Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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