it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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