Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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