that's an acceptable place to lick
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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