I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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