Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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