I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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