he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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