Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
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