i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
