You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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