how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
We got so high we made milksteak
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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