it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
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