We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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