One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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