I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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