the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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