Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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