Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
It was confusing and full of hummus
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
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