and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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