so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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