Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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