Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Houston, we have a squirter
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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