But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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