I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
