i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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