Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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