Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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