Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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