He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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