I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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