pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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