you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
she looked like the before picture.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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