what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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