? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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