I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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