You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Randomize
