i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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