The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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