when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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