Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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