Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize
