maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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