it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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